mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

tentacle-dork:

edgebug:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 10

me at 10:0:01: i guess they’re not coming then

actually it’s more like

memattbe:

Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

mediumsizedboy:

sweethoneysempai:

mediumsizedboy:

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and

Rest in Fucking Pease…